Since there were numerous emails regarding this video which I mentioned on the Eva Herzigova video I dug it up to post it for you all to see. This video by designer Brian Atwood is, well simply put gorgeous, edgy, and we figure that the nude Candice Swanepoel is the one playing the voyeur. The real question is does it really matter when we’re catching glimpses of her bare ass and her writhing about on top of and around nude guys and watching porno?

Can we say absolutely gorgeous, sexy and sexual woman? Well apparently we can! Swanepoel is certainly an ‘it’ girl. Whatever IT is, she has it! This piece is very much the departure from the bright, cutesy type stuff we’re usedto seeing this angel doing. Here; in between watching herself in various passionate states alone and with a couple of males she seems to indulge a bit in seeing herself on video Candice stalks about in Brian’s sleek and extremely sexy shoes.

This video has this severe “vamp” look. Candice certainly makes it clear that she has what it takes to become a full fledged High Speed Diva! The variety of footwear she wears is pretty damn great as well, injecting color and texture into this mostly dark and heavy video which rather reminds me of the 80′s film ‘Sliver’ starring Billy Baldwin and Sharon Stone. But I digress. This video is is hot and we can certainly see why it was banned, which makes it all the more fun to play with!

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What’s the one word that comes to mind when men and women think of Valentine’s Day? Pressure.

According to Robert Manni, author of The Guys’ Guy’s Guide to Love, Valentine’s Day can be one of the most stressful holidays of the year. If you are single, Valentine’s Day reminds you very clearly of your relationship status, making you feel less than lovey-dovey. And if you’re in a relationship, then you have to step up your game and deliver the goods – big time.

Advice for the singles out there:

Some experts say that February 14th is the best night for single ladies to get lucky. That’s if they can rally the troops and muster up the moxie for a manhunt. So, if you are a single guy, get your butt out there!  And when you hit the bars keep your eyes focused on those ladies on the lookout and off the hockey game playing on the big screen.

And for the married/in a relationship people:

Seize the night, make it all about your partner, and make it personal – really personal.  Flowers and chocolate can be boring so try something new. Try having a “sexy date night.” If you both have wanted to try new things, Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to step out of your comfort zone. Some great examples include the His and Hers Pleasure Massagers and Pleasure Touch Fingertip Massager.  These suggestions are a slightly less intimidating option for those who are new to the world of sexy toys.

And to ensure that the man lasts through this special night, there’s even a topical spray to help make intimate encounters last longer.  A great example is Promescent. Unlike other creams and sprays on the market, Promescent works below the surface, will not transfer to the woman, and allows men to last longer than they normally would – closing that arousal gap that many couples face, making this a win-win situation for all.

And ladies, bust out the deep red lipstick and push up bra ensemble and rock his world. Trust me. That’s all he really wants

About Robert Manni

A true devotee of New York City, Robert is inspired by and remains in awe of its people, energy, attitude, and romantic backdrop. He is a world traveler, Reiki Master and teacher, certified advanced clinical Master Hypnotist, graduate of the Jose Silva Method/Life System, NYC Marathoner, and a bona fide ‘Guy’s Guy’ who somehow survived twenty years of single life in the big city. He can also be heard on ABC Radio’s new lifestyle station Men’s Life in conjunction with Slacker.com, and a featured show on dating and relationships.

THE GUYS’ GUY’S GUIDE TO LOVE is Robert’s debut novel. He is currently working on his second book.  Visit his website at robertmanni.com for up-to-date news, to read his blog and check out his videos.  You can also become a fan on facebook.com/RobertManniAuthor, or follow Robert on Twitter - @RobertManni.

Newsflash: Your girlfriend might not actually be from Venus after all. A new review of research published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology suggests that, sure, men and women are different—but not that different. Researchers analyzed 13 studies looking at 122 characteristics and 13,301 people and found that even though some research has shown—and stereotypes suggest—differences between the sexes (like female empathy or men’s superior math skills), the differences aren’t as distinct as many believe.

In fact, for many psychological traits—like the fear of success or how we choose our partners—men and women are pretty similar. So here are three common myths about your other half that you shouldn’t always believe. After the jump we bust the myth behind women!

1. She Doesn’t Want Sex as Much as You Do
OK, you might daydream about getting dirty almost twice as frequently: A 2011 study in the Journal of Sex Research found that men think about sex on average 19 times per day, compared to 10 times for women. But the truth is, every day she ages, her sex drive increases, according to a study in The Journal of Sexual Medicine. After studying the responses from 806 women over age 40, researchers found that the ladies were more satisfied with their sex lives, and almost 70 percent were reaching orgasm.

2. She’s Overly Emotional
By nature, she can’t help being emotional. Her amygdala—the small brain region devoted to emotions—is way more efficient than yours. It produces richer, more intense emotional memories. But just because she’s crying and you’re not doesn’t mean you’re made of stone. Recent Wake Forest University research found that men become more stressed out and emotional with relationship issues, and experience more of a “boost” when the relationship’s going well than women do. Why? It could be that women are more likely to have a strong social support system than men, the researchers say. So when things head south—or are going well—men feel it more as the relationship is more likely to be their main source of intimacy.

3. She’s Obsessed with Shopping
Perhaps. But you might be spending more: A poll of 2,000 people from the British firm Npower found that the average guy spends a little over $40 on impulse buys per week—while women spend just over $30. And new research from market research firm Mintel found that when it comes to grooming and beauty products, it’s not just your girlfriend who stocks up: Sixty percent of guys—versus 52 percent of women—like shopping online.

Yesterday I posted about picking up a girl on a plane and I got to thinking of what the next logical step would be and of course that would be renewing my membership in the internationally infamous mile high club!

I’m not sure quite where this fantasy came from but what I do know is that it’s now universal! Having sex in the sky has such a powerful attraction that we risk embarrassment, injury and a criminal record just so we can get our rocks off a mile high! It’s such an enduring fantasy that it even inspired a record chain, an airline and a global super brand; Virgin, one has to wonder how much Sir Richards Branson’s choice of business name was affected by the fact he lost his virginity on a plane?

It’s downright salacious, many of the Divas have gotten their ‘wings’ and we feel it’s about as fashionably naughty as it gets; but, get it wrong and you’re in a world of trouble! I would only advise joining the mile high club if you’re on the plane with your lover…propositioning a fellow passenger can obviously lead to some problems, propositioning the flight attendant will likely lead to some really serious problems! Not that some of us haven’t enjoyed that action on a flight or two.

Having said that, if there is someone who you feel is willing and they’re throwing some tasty looks your way then you may as well show them your cards if you feel it’s worth the risk! Joining the Mile High Club is a terribly dirty thing to do in the best of ways, but it’s SO easy to get it all wrong - to help you hit it off, we’re going to give you our top tips for joining, so you don’t need to worry about it not being a great experience and you won’t be coming off the plane wearing flexi-cuffs!

1. Best chance is on a night flight – so you’ll have plenty of time with the cabin lights dimmed and most of the passengers snoozing! Make sure you wear the right clothes for such a tryst, girls should be wearing a loose skirt or dress which can be hitched up, and guys should be wearing something with flies or preferably tracksuit bottoms which can easily be pulled clear.

2. Wait for the right moment – go when the toilets aren’t in high demand and go separately with an agreed knock to open the door! Wait for the stewardesses to go on one of their prowls through the cabin (ideally with a trolley) which should give you a few minuted with no staff around.

3. Get ‘prepared’ before you go for the honeypot because there’s not much time for foreplay in a plane toilet. Ask the stewardess for a couple of blankets and, making sure your immediate neighbor is asleep (if you’re in a block of three) slip your hands beneath each others underwear while the blankets hide your playtime from prying eyes!

4. Choose your position with great care. The lavatories in a plane are pretty cramped things and they are certainly not designed for getting down and dirty, use one of the following positions to make sure neither of you get stuck or wrench a joint. First position is both standing up, ladies bend as much as the space allows and let your man take you from behind. Second position is with the lady sitting on the edge of the sink with her man standing between her thighs, but, boys remember those sinks get pretty nasty so be a gent and put down some paper towels. Third position is with the man sitting on the loo (lid closed please) and his lover can sit on top of him and grind her way to heaven!

5. Leave separately and make sure your hair isn’t all sex-ified and your clothes are back on properly!

6. Make it quick. Time is the one thing you really don’t have at this point. Anything more than 7 – 15 minutes and you’re sure to get caught. Though I will say if there is some question as to your activities, what has worked for me in the past is the ruse that one of you was sick but all is fine now

And remember…keep it simple and keep the noise down! Adventurous sex and planes DO NOT mix all to well and if you’re screaming and moaning with all the gusto of a porn scene you will be caught.

I’ve often fielded questions about the one thing that all men who are interested in bedding the hottest women out there have asked. Namely the question of “How Do I Pick Up Women?” I’ve answered many ways to do it, but the essentials — the Golden Rules of being a player, if you will — are about picking up and satisfying women. Usually referred to as The Player’s Code, these are the lessons and modes of conduct that give The Player an advantage over just some “guy looking to pick up,” which is most males.

You probably already do some of these things, but could use work on others. Most of these points will not be assimilated into your routine overnight; they require practice and dedication.

After all, while it might not be easy to become a true player, it’s certainly worth the effort — not to mention it’s a fun ride.

Today, we cover phase one of The Player’s activities: the art of the pickup.

the art of the pickup

1- Always be mentally ready to pick up

There are attractive women all around us — at the supermarket or waiting on you at a clothing store, in line at the bank, on the street… I actually get more than half of my pickups in such random places. While my conversion rate on these is slightly lower than with women I meet at bars or parties (they’re not expressly looking for it), unexpected locations have turned up some pretty good finds.

Remember: Women don’t expect to be hit on as they go about their daily lives, and, therefore, they are that much more flattered when it happens.

Most often, I’ll strike up a conversation while waiting in a store, based on what’s going on around us. You could comment on the wait (“I hope there’s a meal at the end of this line”), what she’s chosen to buy (“Huh, I looked at that but passed it up. Have I made a mistake?”), or anything, really. It could be on the street, too. The point is, you have a few moments to notice a hot woman, then look around, think of a clever line and deliver it in your most confident manner.

But approaching strangers is, in itself, a little nerve-wracking, let alone hot women. A good way to improve your skills is by starting casual small talk with random people — both men and women whom you’re not necessarily attracted to. Then you won’t feel the pressure of impressing them. If you’re already pretty comfortable chatting, then next time you see a woman you like on the street you can approach her without being nervous.

2- Don’t use pickup lines

Pickup lines smell bad and make women groan, not moan. Let the situation dictate your approach. To seem — and actually be — spontaneous, commenting on something she’s wearing or has been doing can work.

For example, “I was just noticing how well your shoes show off your calves, and although I’m sure you’re already aware of this, sometimes it’s nice to get outside confirmation.” If you choose to comment on something she’s been doing, make it positive, such as “You guys sure seem to be having a good time,” rather than, “I’ve noticed you’ve been twirling your ice with your swizzle stick for 15 minutes now.” No stalker talk.

Anticipate her possible reactions and how you will follow up to put your mind at ease. You will get much faster at this with practice. And have some open-ended (“how” and “why”) questions ready. Remember: Most people consider the best conversationalists the best listeners.

3- Don’t fear rejection

What do you have to lose by being turned down? A little pride, and after it happens a few times (because nobody bats 1,000), not even that. Suck it up. If you go into a pickup fearing rejection, that’s what you’ll project, and that’s what you’ll get. Be less attached to the result. Imagine that you’re just approaching this woman to have a conversation, not to bang her. If it goes further than conversation, consider it a bonus. A warm smile and a few quick jokes will show your best side, and warm her up to you that much quicker.

But remember: If a woman is considering you as a sexual partner — which is what you want — what you say is probably not as important as how you say it, including tone of voice and, of course, body language. Project confidence by looking into her eyes and standing or sitting upright, with your shoulders back rather than hunched. Don’t let your voice go up an octave, which is common to all people when they’re nervous. Make your gestures slow and deliberate, like James Bond, not fast and fidgety like Pee Wee Herman. Bear in mind that confidence deters rejection.

4- Read her body language

There are many different signs and subtleties depending on the situation. Just remember that, like you, if she fidgets or taps things, she’s nervous in an uncomfortable — i.e. potentially uninterested — way. If she licks her lips (consciously or not), runs her hands through or shakes out her hair, or, one of my favorites, plays with her earlobe, she’s sending you buying signals.

What about smiling? It’s good, right?

Well, only the right kind of smile. If she shows her teeth and laughs openly, you’re on the right track. If, on the other hand, she doesn’t show teeth, or she looks away when she smiles, she’s probably just being polite, possibly because you’re boring her.

5- Give them the 15-minute test

It may take you longer at first, but eventually you should be able to tell in about that time whether a woman is a) interested in you, and b) up for casual sex. Reading body language will help answer part a, and the degree of her buying signals plus other information you exchange will give you an answer to b.

You might think that you could be writing off potential babes by judging too quickly. But bear in mind that it takes a certain combination of factors — interest in you, right mind-set, no boyfriend (or no fidelity) — to find a woman to suit your needs. Once you start getting good at steering your struck-up conversations through these various topics without being too blunt, it should take about 15 minutes to get a good impression of your chances with the woman in front of you either now or on your next date.

But how, specifically, will you know? Only practice will tell.

6- Know when to cut your losses

She might not be looking for a quick fix, for example. This will be revealed in your 15-minute test. If a woman doesn’t pass that test, graciously bow out of the conversation and don’t feel bad about it. You also need to know how to identify which women to avoid.

Beyond that, attractive women are usually spoken for so don’t waste time: Establish whether or not a woman is single early on in your pickup. It doesn’t have to be awkward, but can instead be quite easily turned into a question about interests, e.g. “I really like to get away for weekends to (insert beautiful/romantic spot near you). Do you ever do that kind of thing?”

The goal here is that if she does have a boyfriend and doesn’t want to falsely lead you on, she will suggest the information that she has a boyfriend.

7- Use negative hits

You might use a compliment in your initial contact, but that should be it for a while. After that, mix in a few negative hits, especially if she’s good-looking (which, if you’re hitting on her, she must be, right?), just to keep her honest and her ego in check.

For example, “I guess you’re trying to join the (insert celebrity name here) club when it comes to hairstyles. I’ve seen a lot of women with a similar style, but I must say it suits you a lot better than most.”

Note that a negative hit is not the same thing as an insult. It ends on a somewhat positive note, but lets her know you’re no pushover. After you’ve piqued her interest this way, you may permit yourself one showstopper compliment to let her know what you think. But if you start adoring her, she will feel she can take or leave you. Don’t over-compliment — it’ll kill your chances.

8- Don’t lie

Always be honest about your intentions, although not blunt. Use euphemisms; instead of coming out and saying, “I’m seeing other women at the same time as you.” Instead, put it this way: “I really like that you’re a fun person, because that’s what I need right now — somebody to just have a good, casual time with.”

You’ve been clear about your intentions, so she can’t feel misled. And if you say this fairly early on, you’ve taken control by setting the tone. After that, there’s no “talk” that needs to happen, unless things seem to be developing more amorously than planned.

9- Get a good wingman

Of course for the impromptu meetings on the street you probably won’t have a friend along, but neither will you need one. But a bar or party is different, because even though we all know what’s going on when a man approaches a random woman in a bar, maintaining the pretense of innocence is important. And showing up to a bar with friendslooks more innocent than cruising alone.

Your ideal wingman is funny and a good conversationalist to keep things going when there’s a lull, only he’s not more so than you — you don’t want him stealing your thunder. He also knows how to pick up, so he’ll know when you no longer need his help and can then fade into the background, or else pick up or entertain your prey’s friends.

Most importantly, a good wingman has your interests in mind, not his own. He might even throw a couple of easy negative hits your way, to show that you’re good-natured and can defend yourself.

10- Always close the day

You have several options here. If things are going well in a public setting and she doesn’t make a move to invite you somewhere (which she often will), you can suggest you move the party somewhere else in various manners, according to the signals she’s sending:

a) “Let’s get a drink somewhere, just the two of us,”
b) “I’m thinking we could use a little more privacy,” or
c) “What I want to do with you right now may be considered a criminal offense in public, so we’d better head elsewhere.”

But if things aren’t on that track, never leave without at least asking for her phone number or, less threatening, her e-mail address. People like e-mail because the communication isn’t a live performance, and they can more naturally play the whole “make him/her wait” game that’s so popular with phone tag.

But if you don’t end up with some way to at least contact her, all you’ve had is a nice conversation, and a player shouldn’t settle for that.

11- Work on many leads simultaneously

This is important for a number of reasons, the first being that it’s more fun, which is ultimately the point. But beyond that, you’ll learn faster, and may even be able to apply lessons you’ve learned with one woman you’re now up to date No. 4 with on a first or second date with another babe while it’s still fresh in your mind.

In the dating world, it’s all about the learning curve. Also, it’ll be much easier to take things casually with each woman if there are more than one. By working the quantity game, you’ll be much less affected if a lead doesn’t work out. This will add to your confidence, and if there’s one thing women are good at, it’s detecting confidence. If she feels you’re calm, cool and not after her like a dog in heat because you have other options, she’ll work that much harder to be No. 1 on your to-do list.

12- Think of your strengths in the eyes of your prey

Good, relatively superficial commonalities that will suit your purposes could have to do with music, food, film — anything that could provide themes for future dates. Plus, of course, there’s the mutual love of getting physical, the great incompatibility neutralizer.

In terms of differences, if, for example, you are after a woman younger than you and you’re worried it’s an issue, think about it from her angle — you’re an older, worldly and, therefore, confident man with the skill to pleasure her. If the fact is that you don’t know the latest Jay-Z  track, or that your hairline is doing a backward shuffle, just remember that  these things don’t necessarily matter as much to women, especially those interested in your other experiential qualities. Think that the glass is half full and you’ll project that positive attitude and have a better time.

play by the rules

There you have it, the essential 12 golden rules for picking up women. Always remember that picking up takes practice, so keep at it.

With the new year approaching and Valentines day right around the corner we started wondering what causes someone to look across a room and see someone that they are completly drawn to and have that person be equally drawn to us. Is there anything scientific to explain this or is it the fault of the media telling us what is or is not attractive?

Well we wanted to find out and so we did, and hopefully you’ll find the information interesting if not helpful!

Sexy is All About Symmetry

Monday, November 19^th (or Tuesday the 20^th at the VERY latest) marks “Dump Day”: the last day before the holidays you have to break up with someone before you have to ride it out until after Valentine’s Day.

No one (unless you’re really heartless) wants to dump someone on Thanksgiving and ruin his/her family time. Giving someone the boot at Christmas is just downright evil, especially since they’ve likely already purchased a gift. After that, New Year’s and Valentine’s Day quickly approach and all bets are off.

So, if you’re in a rocky relationship and have been looking for a time to get out – now is that time! And should you find yourself single this “Dump Day” season (whether you’re on the giving or receiving end) – the best thing to do is get back out there.

Below are a few sexy suggestions from our good friends over at LifeStyles for those who may find themselves single again.

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According to InterracialDating.com, 10 of the top 20 states in most demand for online interracial dating services are historically red states. This story was featured in the Huffington Post, and The Grio and received marked reader participation with lots of comments. 

As per usual, the 2012 election heats up to a frenzy as the country is divided between red and blue states, conservative and liberal. But the personal may not always be the political, based on recent data released by InterracialDating.com, an online dating service that specializes in connecting people who choose “character above color.” It turns out that some of the reddest of red states have the highest number seeking interracial relationships. Ten out of the site’s top 20 states with the most populous members have historically voted Republican over the past five presidential elections.

States like Texas, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, South Carolina, Louisiana and Indiana historically vote Republican and tend to be socially conservative–not exactly fertile ground for people openly and un-apologetically stating their non-conformist dating preferences. Most of these states vehemently opposed interracial marriage during the riotous Civil Rights era, with Alabama, the last holdout, formally legalizing it as late as the year 2000. “The high interest in interracial dating might be a surprise because of a perceived disapproval of interracial relationships in the Deep South where racial tensions seem deeply ingrained in the psyche and culture of the people who live there,” says Christelyn D. Karazin, co-author of “Swirling: How to Date, Mate, and Relate, Mixing Race, Culture and Creed,” and publisher for the popular interracial dating blog, Beyond Black & White.

Karazin recently appeared on CNN’s “HLN Weekend Express with Natasha Curry ” discussing historically “swirl-friendly” areas most accepting of interracial couples. Predictably, these places were along typically liberal coastal cities like Los Angeles, New York, and Seattle with pockets of swirl-friendly places in the Midwest and the western portion of Texas.

So are people in red states too socially conservative to widely accept interracial relationships?

Laura Noble , 46, a black woman who lives in Virginia (Number 8 on the list) says, “As a black conservative, I posit that the media has a vested interest in portraying all conservatives as racists and all liberals as open-minded when in my experience, that is not the truth. I think that many conservatives are stereo-typically misrepresented in their interest of other races, and their geographic location may be more racially homogeneous, therefore if they want to date outside their race, they need to do it online.”

This new data may indicate that there’s a higher interest in interracial dating in red states than is perceived on the surface because of it’s anonymity and ubiquitousness. ”The demand is there because it might be harder for people to gauge who might be open to dating interracially,” says Rob Thompson , founder of InterracialDating.com. “Online dating gives people the ability to seek out like-minded people more easily than it would be face to face.”

Shaun Brown , 26, of Richmond, Virginia, plans to vote for Mitt Romney on November 6. He’s white, his girlfriend is black. Brown thinks that the legacy of slavery, fear and mistrust keeps people in Southern (and historically red) states from openly expressing their interest in interracial dating. “The media narrative for the past 40-50 years is that all conservatives care about themselves and their white friends and don’t like black people. We’re drilled from grade school and beyond that as a white person, your people oppressed black people. It makes you a bit reluctant to approach a woman for fear that you might be rejected. With online dating, you don’t have that fear or anxiety of wondering if you ask a girl out on a date she would say, ‘Oh no I could never date you because you’re white.”

 *State rankings based on member registrations since 2008.

Having a tough time figuring girls out? Ever wanted to dive into the minds of women to know just how long you have to wait before you can get some? What kinds of dates they want? What the heck they€™re thinking when they€™re getting ready?

MeetMoi, a social introduction service, has put together the infographic below based on a user survey to help make women€™s complex thoughts a little simpler for the guys€¦

A few key takeaways:

• More than half of women polled don€™t want to commit before three months. What a relief€”no rush to put a ring on it!
• 65% of women say they don€™t mind giving up the goods right away€”no need to wait for a sleepover.
• 63% of chicks say they€™re comfortable making the first move. That€™s cool€”come and get me girls.

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So here we are again. Chad Johnson (formerly Ochocinco) is out of a job and has had his VH1 reality show cancelled for reasons that we are all now aware of. Well what’s he going to do? Between legal bills and having to maintain a certain lifestyle there’s no telling how he’s going to be able cope. Not to mention that it isn’t going to be too much longer and his endorsement deals will probably be smoke as well.

Well not to worry, enter the dashed career saver, porn! We’ve got the official letter! Check it out after the jump.

Just in the nick of time Pornhub.com, the premier destination for online adult entertainment, has decided to lend a hand once more and help take some of the pressure off Johnson€™s shoulders, as well as play mediator between him and his wife.

Their new proposal for him seeks to have him and the gorgeous Evelyn Lozada perform in a €œmakeup€ sex video exclusively for Pornhub, for which they€™ll compensate the couple handsomely €“ hey, Johnson always said he€™d gladly go into porn if he really needed to; looks like there€™s no better time to start.

We are expecting a response on this from his team shortly.

August 14, 2012

Dear Mr. Johnson,

I hope this letter finds you well. First off, we would like to applaud you on the name change €“ although it€™s not the one we initially had in mind as you might well remember.

Allow me to get down to the real reason I am reaching out to you on behalf of our company, Pornhub.com (the premier destination for online adult entertainment). Your recent misfortunes have caught our eye, and while we regret to learn about the hard luck that€™s come your way, we would once again like to lend you a helping hand in your time of need.

In short, we are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a €œmakeup€ sex video exclusively for use on our site. As proof of your participation in the video, we would simply need you to film an introductory scene in which you and your wife state your names and intents for the camera. Once again, we believe that this partnership would truly be beneficial for both parties.

In return for your willingness to cooperate, we will gladly compensate you to the tune of $100,000.

Again, we truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon.

All the best,

Corey Price

So what do you think? Porn in his future? Let us know your thoughts by leaving us a comment below. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter @FastLaneMag and OchoCinco @OchoCinco and Porn Hub for up to the minute coverage @PornHub