Crazy Things Parents Text

Crazy Things Parent's Text

We all know that kids say the darndest things. But what happens when parents get a hold of  cell phones and are given free reign to text away? Well the new book Crazy Things Parents Text based on the website of the same name answers that.

Parents say the darndest things when they are talking with their thumbs (or with their index finger one€¦letter€¦at€¦a€¦time). Crazy Things Parents Text (ISBN: 9781402266256; September 2011; $10.99 U.S. / £6.99 UK; Humor; Trade Paper), by brothers Stephen and Wayne Miltz, creators of the hilarious Web sensation, features the best, all-new, user-submitted texts from the website, including what we’ve posted after the jump. Continue Reading

BURGLARY IN FLORIDA You just can’t make this stuff up!!

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich’s house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a “generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.” (That’s the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, that “it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they’d probably thought they’d hit the big time.”
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: “Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.”ÀšÃ‚  Continue Reading