Porn On Your Computer? Paraben’s Porn Detection Stick Will Find It

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Nothing is sacred anymore! Well at least private. Not even that digital stash of porn. And here we thought the digital age provided vastly more content and less chances of being found out! No stacks of skin magazines we’d have to hide from mom, the girlfriend, our friends, or even the kids. Well folks it seems that those days are well over! Now with a simple plug in your entire porn cache can be found. Which is good if you forgot where you saved the pictures of the the girl who is a contortionist doing…. well that’s something different entirely.

The new Porn Detection Stick by Paraben is a small thumb drive that will allow the user to search through all of the images on your computer. You will be able to scan each image for pornographic content and then create a complete report of all suspected pornographic images. The Porn Detection Stick will even scan images that have been deleted as well as Internet cache files so there will be no chance of hiding any Internet activity. What this means is that even if the Internet Explorer cache files have been deleted or removed, most images will still be be recovered and thoroughly scanned for porn.

Absolutely NO software is installed on the computer! They will never know that you have performed a search for pornographic iimages. At your discretion, you may even covertly permanently remove any and all objectionable images.

Paraben’s Porn Detection Stick Specifications:

  • Recognized File Types: 15 total, including JPG, PNG, GIF, and BMP
  • OS Compatibility: Windows 98/SE, 2000, XP, Vista, and 7
  • Memory Capacity: 4GB
  • USB Interface: 2.0
  • Dimensions: 54x17x10mm
  • Weight: 14.2g


F*ck Your iPad! No, really F*uck Your iPad with FleshLiPad Holder

So you’re tired of downloading all the porno you can bear watching other people enjoying the most incredible, wildest, carnal pleasures imaginable and all you have is your boring hand! Well fret no longer now there’s The FLESHLiPad Holder!

That’s right! Why have to put up with the nagging and complaining of women when you can enjoy the fleshy treasures of  “Real” women like @Kayden_Kross, @JesseJane @RileySteele any time you want, without the hassle of bodyguards or criminal prosecution! It seems that some enterprising individual has come up with this innovative concept to bring together the unholy union of tech and your penis!

I’m sure the fine folks over at FleshLight would be real happy for this invention to become a mainstream reality! And hey 3M makes a protective film that should work to keep your iPad or whatever tablet you use from being ruined!

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ProElite Ring Girl Paige Chapman Secretly Does Porn!

ProElite Porn Girl Paige Chapman - Chanel Rae

Well this has been a benchmark week for me finding IFBB fitness girls who actually do porn! YAY! Seeing some of the things Melissa Detwiller does on her off time is well… impressive to say the least! And now today I come across this little tidbit of tail! It’s really no surprise that so many fitness models do adult and nude photos and videos as it makes perfect sense. Why work on your body that much and not show it off, plus porn pays!

So perhaps it’s simple economics. Our latest find however was ProElite Ring Girl Paige Chapman who is also Chanel Rae. I must say this cute blonde has certainly got some Continue Reading