Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Shuts Down County Schools – [VIDEO]

the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-3Here’s something you don’t hear every day. Earlier this week, an entire county’s worth of schools was forced to be put on lockdown because of a misheard lyric from the theme song of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And talk about overreacting from the police as you will see later.

According to The Beaver County Times, 19-year-old Travis Clawson was scheduled to have an appointment with his optometrist, but he didn’t pick up the phone when they were checking on his arrival. The receptionist believed his greeting to callers—which sampled a line from the DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince collabo—said “shooting some people” or in other words, mistakenly taken as a threat. The actual line from the song is “chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool/ shooting some b-ball outside of the school.” Continue Reading



WTF: China Builds An Inter-Dimensional Portal In The Middle Of A City?

I couldn’t figure this one out just looking at it, and had to wonder if the Chinese were seriously building this. Was it a Stargate? A portal to another dimension? Just in general what the hell were they building here! Turns out as fate would have it, our friends in the land of food that has you hungry again in 30 minutes spend $16 Million dollars building this giant ring!

Maybe they were trying to compete with the St. Louise Arch with this 515 foot monstrosity that doesn’t seem to serve much of a purpose. Apparently there are four elevators to take people to the top of this thing. It’s made of an astounding 3,000 tons of steel and it will glow at night—decorated with 12,000 LED lights.

The metal structure is located in the the city of Fushun, in northeast China’s Liaoning province? Ever heard of it? Nope neither had I. But you know it now huh?

Snipers will really appreciate the following but according to Fushun Municipal Government’s officials, this gigantic structure does absolutely nothing except serve as an elevated sighting position. Isn’t that what Skyscrapers are for? They claim it is pretty “landscape architecture”—like the Eiffel Tower. It uses four elevators to take people to the top.

According to Fushun’s Urban Construction Bureau, the “Ring of Life” means “a round sky and a path leading to a paradise in heaven.” Sounds a bit hinky to me but hey what would I know? I would love to hear your thoughts on this. You can leave a comment below and at Twitter @FastLaneMag

WTF: People Like This are The Reason Abortion Exists

It takes a lot to earn the moniker “World’s Worst Criminal” these days but 18-year-old Keithan Manual appears to be the new title holder.

Keithan walked into a Wilmer, TX police station with a white towel over his hands and told the officer at the dispatch window to “give him all her money.”

The dispatcher, Patricia Hughey, just laughed it off. Because, honestly, who would try to rob a police station?

Perhaps sensing that he hadn’t thought his plan all the way through, Keithan quickly changed his story and tried to play his demands for money off by saying he was asking about a warrant instead. Continue Reading

WTF: Ghetto Cuts Had A Special

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Apparently there are three types of cuts these days. Other cuts, Super Cuts, and well Ghetto Cuts. There are also just some people who need to be taken out and beaten in classic Rodney King fashion.

Who told these morons that this was even close to being cool? I suppose one might say these idiots are ghetto fab. Worse thing is that there are girls out there who can’t wait to jump into bed with these morons.

How would your family and friends respond if you did your hair like these idiots above? Leave us a comment and let us know. Continue Reading